Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

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funniest tweets from women this week

Twitter is often an exciting space where wit, humor, and creativity flourish. Some of the myriad tweets that populate this social media platform stand out for their comedic brilliance and sharp observations.

In this context, the “Funniest Tweets From Women This Week” series highlights a curated selection of tweets encapsulating humor, relatability, and cleverness, particularly from female Twitter users.

Twitter users share many amusing anecdotes, satirical takes on daily life, and humorous reflections on current events each week. These tweets, often characterized by their brevity and conciseness, encapsulate a wealth of humor and insight in just a few characters.

The “Funniest Tweets From Women This Week” series serves as entertainment and a celebration of women’s voices and perspectives in the digital space. It showcases the diversity of humor and experiences among female Twitter users while providing a delightful glimpse into the trending topics and humorous moments that capture our collective attention.

Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

funniest tweets from women this week

Here are the funniest tweets from women this week, let’s check them.

They just called for “Jennifer” three times in the waiting room, and I have anxiety so there was a second where I wondered if my name was Jennifer

— angela “turns pastors into poets” weiler-hammond (@AngelaEWeiler) March 4, 2024

If you’re worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people’s embarrassing moments? No. That’s because you’re the only one who’s ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) March 6, 2024

Bring back old names, let me meet a toddler named Earl & his best friend Larry

— 𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 (@goldimocks) March 4, 2024

I hate when doctors knock before they come in. Like what do you want me to say “who is it?”

— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) March 5, 2024

time comes in every woman’s life when she stops wasting time with the vulgar onion and finds solace in the arms of the subtle & sensitive shallot

— audrey horne (@credenzaclear2) March 5, 2024

Yeah I’m interested in Dune 2… Dune 2 others as I would have others do unto me

— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) March 3, 2024

have you ever been soo stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i’m fucking ugly too

— ava! (@F41rygirl) March 4, 2024

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

— Tina Sieben (@wnbawife) March 5, 2024

Having a dramatic falling out with somebody is so embarrassing .. people will be like “what happened” and now you have to sound like a 7-year-old

— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) March 4, 2024

I don’t want to rise and grind, I want to stay cozy and just mosey

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 4, 2024

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be in the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

— Fran (@whingewine) March 5, 2024

If you’re naked on the front porch and the neighbors can’t see you, it’s rural.

If you’re naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it’s suburban.

If you’re naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it’s urban.

If you’re naked on the front porch and…

— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕖 (@SundaeDivine) March 4, 2024

my book club told me i had to stop choosing books that were just “sad girls thinking things”

— Madeleine Aggeler (@mmaggeler) March 4, 2024

My friend said she’s not okay and I offered to pray for her and this was the response?

— A knockout🤍 (@caslee_x) March 5, 2024

why does trader joe’s always have the most insane recalls like oh sorry there’s permanent marker in the soup dumplings. we got rocks in our frozen meatballs. what’s next you got a printer in cartridge in the everything bagels. the fuck you guys doing over there

— mads (@madsagascar) March 6, 2024

I’ve been seeing this emoji -🫂- for a while and since I wear glasses somethings are not really distinguishable. Every time I saw it, I thought to myself “why did this person reply with a movie camera but ok?”

— 𝓜53♕ ☠︎ 🐈⬛🍒 (@contradiction70) March 4, 2024

Fridge ice dispenser- when you want some ice in your cup but also some on the floor

— Heatherhere ☃️ (@Heatinblack) March 4, 2024

I honestly don’t believe *everybody* was Kung Fu fighting.

— 🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) March 4, 2024

Autocorrect just turned “Think of others for a change” into “Think of otters for a change”, and now I agree that’s a better solution.

— redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 (@RYGdance) March 4, 2024

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work

— Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) March 4, 2024

At some point somebody looked at lentils and said “I’m gonna eat these pebbles”

— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) March 4, 2024

I think I’m pretty smart until I’m asked to tap to pay for something- here? where? here? do it again? did that work?

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) March 5, 2024

opened twitter for the first time in months just to see if Instagram was down. this is the checks and balances that our forefathers dreamed of

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) March 5, 2024

me getting emotional after finishing one of the best books i’ve ever read while also forgetting almost everything that happened in it: 

— mau (@villainsaints) March 5, 2024

when abba said “i was sick and tired of everything when i called you last night from glasgow” they had just come from the willy wonka experience there

— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) March 5, 2024

She died doing what she loved. Walking into the road while saying “Pedestrians have right of way”

— 🍃 (@cardamomkiss) March 6, 2024

Me as a kid: I can handle anything that comes my way!

Me as an adult: I hurt myself sneezing and they rearranged my grocery store. I don’t think I can go on.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) March 5, 2024

every time i pay rent, i get a notification from my bank being like “did you buy something big?” uh ya literally just a month’s worth of shelter

— chase (@_chase_____) March 5, 2024

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

— 😺Cat😺 (@CatHunterESPN) March 5, 2024

Never mind Prince Charming, where the fuck are these forest animals that clean?

— Cali (@calidaysay) March 5, 2024

“lots to think about” okay maybe for u. ur prob a level 1 thinker. personally, i’ve already thought of everything

— summer ♡ (@summerahrens) March 6, 2024

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

— 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚊 𝙺𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 (@shegot99problms) March 4, 2024

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